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For anyone who doesn’t already know - I’m back in London. [sigh]. And back at work. [sigh]. I thought I’d finish up my holiday account rather than work…

Levuka on Ovalau was cool as hell. It’s the old capital of Fiji and hasn’t changed in 150 years - it looks like the set of a Western with all the wood-fronted shops and hand-painted signs! The island is an extinct volcano so there’s a ridge of hills surrounding a crater with the town on the coast and a village in the center. We spent most of our time there climbing up said hills. This has never happened to me before but I had an inexplicable urge to, er, climb stuff. We’d walk out of our hotel (this carzy old colonial place) in the morning and then pick the highest spot we could see and just start walking. We did a couple of these walks on our own and then we did a guided one over the crater and into the village in the center with this wacky little Fijian guy who I think might be a witch doctor or something in his spare time. But anyway… Nice place, good walk. We only saw about a dozen villagers. All the rest (that’d be 500 minus a dozen) were sitting in their houses listening to the rugby on the radio because the Ovalau team was playing Lautoka for their premiere league cup having only been promoted that season. Just as we were leaving, Ovalau won the match so all the way back to the hotel the road was lined with people cheering and banging drums… The celebrations could have been to congratulate us on a successful climb over the crater but I think it’s more likely that they were getting live for their team. Crazy stuff! Just about the most enthusiastic response I’ve ever seen to anything!

Last Monday we headed back to the main island to get ready for our shark dive. We had a day to kill so we went for a half-round of golf. As you do. I hadn’t played golf since the last time I was in Fiji (10 years ago) and my brother hadn’t played in about 4 years so we, um, no nice way to say this, were shit. I felt quite sorry for our caddy. He he he. And we had a golf cart! In fact, the golf cart may well have been the highlight of the day… I reckon it could get up to about 30kph downhill with the wind behind it. Back to the golf, I managed to par one hole though which I’m pretty chuffed about. Born lucky.

The shark dive was well cool. They take you down to about 30m and you cower behind this low concrete wall while they open a crate of 100kg fish-chum. As my bro said “you’re garunteed to see some big fucking sea monsters!” No kidding! We saw a couple of bull sharks (arguably the most dangerous fish in the sea, with many of it’s attacks wrongly attributed to great whites… nice), a dozen or so grey and white-tipped reef sharks, a nurse shark (allegedly), a 6ft grouppa and hundreds of 5ft trevellis. It was pretty nuts…

After the shark dive we headed back to Nadi to fly out, via Sigatoka to check out their sand dunes. We just missed sunset because the 1 hour Fiji-time bus took 1:45 real-time but man, these things were huge! Sand mountains they were. And again, we climbed them. The Fijian rugby team train there because running up and down sand dunes is about the most tiring thing in the world. And that was it. Back to Nadi and I flew back the next day… Made it through LA airport without getting searched once which is slightly bizarre. In fact, I didn’t get searched in Fiji either. I was just trying to figure out which part of the controlled chaos I was supposed to be engaged in when one of the airport security guys ushered me through without checking my bag. Er, not too sure why but I figure after my LA fiasco on the way out I was due an airport-security break.

I shook the last of the sand out of my shoe this morning. Expect to have photos plus commentary inflicted on anyone who strays too near to Hackney.